04 September 2025

The People vs. Mortimer ... and Bouncing Back After A TBI

Everybody chuckles in disbelief when I tell them that that my ambulance trip to the hospital was as a result of pickleball.

 

"I thought that pickleball was supposed to be a gentle sport", they usually say.

 

I suppose that they haven't seem it played by the folks that I usually take to the court with.

 

Alas, it was in the course of playing pickleball that I indeed did split my scalp open and wound up with a significant concussion.  But it wasn't just your 'ordinary brand' of pickleball - it was while playing a variation of the game that's called "Mortimer".  If you're not familiar with Mortimer, check out the hyperlinked website - but basically it's a way to accommodate one extra player on each side of the court (making for 3-vs-3 as opposed to a standard game of doubles).

 

So in my case what happened is that I was playing with a partner on-court, while we had a 'Mortimer' in behind us.  During the course of play, a high-ish and deep-ish ball was sent over to our side by the team across the net.  Being the kind of player who still thinks that he's in his twenties, I backtracked to try to play the ball.  Our 'Mortimer' moved forward, presumably treating the ball like a lob and taking responsibility for covering the deeper shot.  As it was early in the morning hours, my best guess is that we both lost track of the ball against the sun, and she and I collided as we both moved toward the baseline.  We tangled feet, and I immediately recognized that we were going down - and since she's significantly older than I am (and perhaps with some old-fashioned sense of chivalry) I did my level best to catch her and protect her from the worst of the fall.  She ended up landing with her full weight on me, and apparently the players the next court over said that they could hear the sound of my head bouncing off of the playing surface.

 

I don't believe that I ever lost consciousness, and I was aware that I took quite a knock to the noggin.  It wasn't until some other players came over to assist me up off of the ground that they noted the blood soaking through my hat.  They helped to support me over to a picnic table nearby, where others had already taken our 'Mortimer' over to as well.  Apparently she seemed to be in shock, as she was feeling very faint and was nauseous.  Cutting to the chase, paramedics were called for both of us and we were taken separately to the local hospital emergency ward - me to receive stitches and concussion assessment, and her because her blood pressure was very low and to be monitored for worsening symptoms.

 

 

As I write this it's been just over three weeks since the incident - I'm happy to say that the other woman was able to return to the pickleball court about three days afterwards.  That was a real relief to me!  Meanwhile I'm only now feeling like I can walk at a normal pace without excessive headache or wooziness.  I had about a full week immediately after the headbanging that I could only remain awake for 2-3 hours at a time before my brain shut down and forced me to sleep for 1-2 hours in order to recover.  I'm thankful for a very supportive family (and work colleagues) that created the kind of space that I needed to nurture my recovery.

 

So why this post?  Well, on the one hand, I wonder about the safety of the 'Mortimer' variation of pickleball.  I will readily admit that I was probably in the wrong, trying to track down a ball that should have been the territory of the 'Mortimer' player ... but that's likely the all-court tennis player in me.  And in our situation the 'Mortimer' and I had never played together before, so she would likely to have been unaware of how tenacious I might have been in going after balls, and therefore not expecting to potentially cross trajectories with me in the course of play.  I guess that I would just submit that on a small court (and the one that we were playing on wasn't even enclosed by fencing, at least not in a way that would have constrained our movements) adding a third player on any given side creates more opportunities for physical collisions and/or paddle swing-path injuries.  I like the idea of giving more people playing time, but there's definitely a cost-benefit analysis that could be worth conducting.

 

Secondly I wanted to share a little bit about my first experience with a traumatic brain injury (TBI).  It sounds kind of melodramatic to describe it in this fashion, but that's technically what a concussion is.  I'd previously had issues with vestibular issues (specifically, benign paroxysmal positional vertigo) which incapacitated me for a short time, but this was of an entirely different order.  While I've not suffered any memory loss or confusion, the 'extended hangover' symptoms have been quite interruptive.

 

In a strange way I'm grateful that two of our kids had suffered concussions of their own and navigated their recovery from them, as they had plenty of good advice to offer.  While their recoveries included a lot of sitting in a dark room doing nothing, mine was a little more active (I attempted even short 100m walks during those periods that I wasn't being autonomically forced to sleep).  I did lean significantly into supplements like Lion's Mane, Omega-3 and creatine, as well as chiropractic adjustments.  I also found in addition to my unscheduled naps, I have been sleeping closer to 11 hours every night instead of my usual 8.  It seems that my 'internal body clock' has decided to hit snooze on itself, and I'm no longer waking up automatically at 5:00 am - which has been the case for about the past 10 years or so as part of my running routine.  Nowadays I'm doing well to be aware of my surroundings before 7:30 am, even when I am in bed at my normal bedtime.

 

The bottom line is that I feel that I'm still in the later stages of recovery, as I don't want to (a) have a second concussive incident by pushing too hard too soon, or (b) any lingering long-term symptoms.  I'm grateful to all of the connections and advice offered to me by my physio and RMT friends.  I hope to be back on the pickleball court soon ... and if you see a guy swinging a wild two-handed backhand while wearing a padded rugby-style helmet, well that could be me.


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23 December 2024

Guest review of the Roore Coronado pickleball paddle

When I started playing pickleball this past June I was happy when I discovered that my friend Rob was also into the sport (along with his sons Graham and Scott), and quickly I found some regular playing partners who would push me and teach me a lot about this fantastic game.  Rob and I have also become regular playing partners and we've managed to participate in several tournaments together so far (and have another one coming up soon in January).  So when I found myself with an extra Roore Coronado paddle in my possession I wanted to get his take on its performance characteristics, and he's been good enough to oblige and share his thoughtful review - check it out here!


 


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18 December 2024

Update - Roore Coronado, titanium hole-punches and exemplary customer service

I've now managed to get about 6 sessions of 90-minute rec play in with the Roore Coronado pickleball paddle, and I have no reservations about declaring it my current weapon of choice!  I really enjoy the perceived swingweight (i.e. it feels light and fast in my hands, even after having modded it a bit), the grit on the face seems to impart consistently solid spin and the superficial side of me loves the aesthetics of it.

With all that in mind, I did notice during my third session of play that there appeared to be a blemish of sorts appearing on the face of one side of the paddle.  When I looked closely at it it appeared to me to be a nearly perfect circular 'punch-out' section of the paddle face:


I thought that this was very odd - it was actually a small chunk of the surface material that had gone missing somehow.  It also felt a bit premature (since I try not to bang paddles with playing partners, but instead either slap hands or use the grip end), and so I reached out directly to the team at Roore to see whether or not there were any options for me.  I'll honestly say that I didn't have high expectations for results to my inquiry, in part because (at the time) Roore did not have a built-out website of its own but instead their URL pointed directly to their Amazon store ... so I thought that at best I'd have to log an issue with Amazon customer service.

But lo and behold I did receive a quick and courteous message back from Team Roore (thanks Alex!) and not only did they agree with my assessment of this being sub-standard but they offered to replace my paddle entirely!  So just a week later I received a shiny new Coronado along with a special something-something. :)

So a huge shout-out to this small start-up company that is not only producing terrific products (at incredibly affordable prices!) but also standing behind them with a wonderfully personal touch.  I also have to mention that I've already had several conversations with other pickleballers during rec play who have inquired about the Coronado and wanted to take swings with it ... so I hope that there might be some others who become active users of Roore's offerings (and while I'm sorry to say that I don't have any kind of promotional discount code to offer, but at their prices you really can't go wrong)!



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27 November 2024

Equipment review - Roore Coronado pickleball paddle

 What is it with me and Amazon paddles ...?!?

Yes, I'm extremely frugal ... some might say even 'tight-fisted' when it comes to spending my own money.
 
But there's also the part of me that wonders if there are 'dark horse' producers of pickleball equipment that are actually putting some fantastic products out there on the market, and it's only because of their lack of name recognition or relative newness on the scene that is limiting their reach and impact.  After all, I did sign on to be sponsored by Skechers Canada's Performance Division when they were just getting started with their technical running gear - and for them it was a bit of an uphill climb since they were primarily known as a skateboarding/fashion brand whose most prominent market offering were the hotly-debated "Shape-Ups".

[You can read more about my history with Skechers here:  http://rendezvoo.blogspot.com/2014/04/why-not-skechers.html]
 
In any event, as my interest piqued with respect to titanium-infused pickleball paddles I went on the hunt on Amazon's search engine ... and lo-and-behold I was introduced to Roore.

A name that I was entirely unfamiliar with.

A company that doesn't even really have it's own webpage.

And at the time a brand that only had one model available.

It seemed inauspicious ... and all the more reason for me to give them further attention.

And so without further ado I present my review of the Roore Coronado 16mm titanium hybrid paddle:
Plus since I feel like I ought to include some kind of consistent, measurable scale - I'm going to give the Coronado a solid 4.5 out of 5 pickleballs.  Time will tell if the titanium holds up.


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21 August 2024

Equipment review - Babolat RBEL Touch pickleball paddle

Having a few friends who are sponsored pickleball athletes, I've been blessed to be able to receive some pickleball-related gifts from them ... from bags of pickleballs themselves, to paddles and most recently a DrillPickle soft practice ball.


However I've not come across a given-away paddle quite like this one before ...


I'm told that my friend Brian once tried to take a Babolat RBEL Touch paddle and customize it using a bit of black spray paint - however what was intended for just colouring the edge bumper turned out to bleed over onto the paddle face, thereby rendering it ineligible for competition play.  As such I believe that it got relegated to the bottom of the equipment bag, but still Brian was gracious enough to pass it along to me.


What did I do with it?  Well I took some paintbrush cleaning solvent to it to try to restore it back to as close to its original condition as I could.  It's still not usable in competition, but it's more than sufficient for taking to work on drills and recreational play - and it's still a very solid paddle!

 

Here's my full video review!




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